Swine Flu Symptoms

April 28th, 2009 Leave a comment Go to comments

What are the swine flu symptoms?

If you’re familiar with good old fashioned flu symptoms, then you already know all about swine flu symptoms.

  • cough
  • sneeze
  • runny nose
  • sore throat
  • fever
  • etc.

How is swine flu different from regular flu then?

The difference is simple. While the initial strain hitting the US seems to be weaker than the swine flu found in Mexico, swine flu is generally more likely to kill you. “Generally” is the operative word there. Plain Jane flu kills plenty of people in the US every year, and so far swine flu hasn’t killed anybody in the US. So just be careful. Be aware of swine flu symptoms. If you exhibit swine flu symptoms, call your doctor and stay home. If you notice other people with swine flu symptoms, cover them with a plastic bag and render them unconscious while you notify the police of the swine flu zombie terrorizing the streets.

  1. DreadfullyYours
    May 3rd, 2009 at 23:50 | #1

    Right now were all holed up at my family’s potato farm in Idaho. I have seen several individuals who have looked fever like. They seem threatening to me. I think this pandemic is going to get way out of control fast. I have prepared for the inevitable demise of a majority of mankind. I have a sterile environment and ample supplies. I am prepared to sit out the end of the world as we know it. People are going to go crazy before this is all over. Are you ready for the zombie apocalypse. I will be broadcasting on all signals after the pandemic runs it course and culls the population. If you out there and infection free I have shelter. Listen in for my radio signal. If you can find the mushroom shaped rock you will find shelter.

  2. tj
    May 4th, 2009 at 14:13 | #2

    i think this whole swine flu thing is blown outa proportion. people who american wont die from it because we have such good immune system. people in mexico die because there immune system isnt good. they have dirt floors for gos sake!!! our bodys will just fight it off damn people u sound like this is ganna kill every1 one in this world!!! just calm down the baby that died in texas was from mexico. the swine flu only hurts people that are younng old and have aids. so if ur non of those it wont even hurt you!

  3. DreadfullyYours
    May 4th, 2009 at 18:53 | #3
  4. DreadfullyYours
    May 4th, 2009 at 18:59 | #4

    @DreadfullyYours

    I have seen several instances of young healthy people get this virus. People in mexico are some of the hardiest people in the world. They live in their slums and rural areas just like we do in the U.S.A. If it is bad enough to get them sick then we should be worried. A childs immune system is generally stronger then a older persons. If it is strong enough to kill a baby then it is something that we can not deny. We don’t have the resistance to it. Hole up while you still can. I have plenty of ammo to fend off any squatters. I will survive this thing.

  5. sam
    May 5th, 2009 at 05:19 | #5

    i think my dog as the virus should i kill it or take it to the vets =[

  6. pennyroyal
    May 5th, 2009 at 06:07 | #6

    @ dreadfully — the swine flu kills (primarily young) people via something called a cytokine storm, which is essentially an overreaction of the body’s immune system to the virus. which is why those young people who are in their prime are dying more frequently than those with weaker immune systems.

  7. Ace
    May 8th, 2009 at 16:41 | #7

    @DreadfullyYours
    I wrote down your information just in case I survive. I live in MI so the journey to shelter will be rough, but I’ve seen it down hundreds of times in the movies. I’ll bring along an armored truck with plenty more ammo and guns, and some canned food that’ll last us some time. I’ll also attempt to bring attractive females just in case it’s left to us to repopulate. WE WILL SURVIVE!

  8. DreadfullyYours
    May 9th, 2009 at 21:29 | #8

    @Ace

    I hope you understand that I have enough guns to take Harper’s Ferry three times over. I am also knee-deep in pussy myself. The only thing we are truly in short supply of is pharmaceuticals, and I would like to acquire a few more generators. As of lately we have been getting more and more people seeking salvation. Therefore we need more building supplies.

  9. caroline
    July 16th, 2009 at 13:17 | #9

    hi ive bin suffering with flu symtems since this morning but it seems to be affecting my cheat i dont really want to go to docters as every time i go they just say have lempis pleanty of fluids so wot do i do

  10. stan
    August 11th, 2009 at 01:56 | #10

    are you [the idiot that wrote “put a plastic bag over their head until unconcious serious ???? how about we practice on you first MORON]

  11. Kristin
    October 1st, 2009 at 23:19 | #11

    Ha. I have been suffering from some kind of flu for a while now. All the body aches and horrible dry coughs have left me feeling like downing the rest of the Nyquil. But! This page has brought me a little joy, I actually laughed out loud to the last part of this page. Oh my. I’ve read it like 5 times now since I’m bed-bound. Thank you for that. Blah, back to feeling like a truck ran me over…

  12. lYNN
    October 24th, 2009 at 16:50 | #12

    YOU ARE STUPID IT HAS NOTHING TO DO DO WITH THE IMMUNE SYSTEM. IT ATTACKS REGARDLESS OF AGE, CONDITIONS—–IF YOU GET IT YOU COULD DIE!!!!@tj

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